Video Review: Hating Life

Hating Life

“Please find enclosed a copy of our new ALL BRITISH skate video Hating Life for you to review. A film sponsored by Es, Emerica, and Etnies UK. Drink beer, smoke, eat pizza and check it out. You will be shocked; UK skaters are on fire, you will be forced to give it a good review. Remember, ALL BRITISH.

Yes indeedy, this video is all British. Hating Life is also a damn good showcase of British skateboarding. It’s good to see Mike Manzoori and Andy Scott tearing it up, as well as a ton of other British skaters. What stuck out the most about this video was the skate spots. These guys skate some pretty gnarly spots with cracks and rough terrain, but it doesn’t even faze ’em. They just charge, destroying all the spots like stormtroopers on crack … humpty, and just like Humpty Dumpty, you’re gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I’m spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I’m sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack, but some times I get ridiculous. I’ll eat up your crackers and licorice. Hey yo fat girl, c’mere–are you ticklish? Yeah, I called you fat. Look at me, I’m skinny. It never stopped me from gettin’ busy. I’m a freak, I like the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I’m crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I’m ugly but it just don’t faze me. The humpty dance is your chance to the hump.–Oh Oh, Do Me Baby

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