Ryan Gee: The Parking Ticket Horror
Total Number of Parking Tickets: 334
Okay … first off, I’m the king of all parking tickets. I’ll let you in on the Gee history of boots and towing.
DATE
12/96
CAR
Toyota 4Runner
WHAT HAPPENED
I walked outside to see some guy locking a boot onto my
wheel.
ACTION
While the parking guy sat in his van waiting for the tow truck, I almost beat the shit out of him.
FINE
$800 plus
Date
10/97
CAR
Toyota 4Runner
WHAT HAPPENED
My truck disappeared into the lot of seized cars.
ACTION
Almost had a nervous breakdown.
FINE
$1,200 plus
DATE
2/99
CAR
Nissan Maxima
WHAT HAPPENED
My car disappeared once again. At first I thought it was stolen.
ACTION
Tim O’Connor and I had to walk fifteen blocks back to my apartment in ten-degree weather. I just kept saying, “F–k, they got me.”
FINE
$1,500 plus
DATE
11/99
CAR
Nissan Maxima
WHAT HAPPENED
I walked outside of a store and saw the boot on my back tire.
ACTION
Paid the fine a.s.a.p. Thanksgiving was the next day.
FINE
$1200
I’ve donated almost 5,000 dollars to Philadelphia, and they can’t even let me skate Love Park without any hassles. The City of Brotherly Love. Yeah right!
