BIG AUTHORITY: Billy Marks

Ben Kelly

February 23 2009
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Billy recollects his run-in with the The Man on the way to the Chino skatepark. Sequences below.

“Me and my friend were on our way to the Chino skatepark and listening to some music inside our car and a cop, who was two streets over, pulled us over and started yelling and going crazy on us ’cause the music was so loud. He was like, ‘Where the hell you guys going?’ So we tell him we’re going to the park and he’s like, ‘You guys got helmets and pads?’ And we’re like, ‘No, we didn’t know you needed them.’

So my friend randomly says, ‘Oh, he’s professional,’ pointing at me. Then the cops says, ‘Oh really? So if I looked you up right now, I’d find you?’ So, he checks Google on his phone sees a picture of me and is like, ‘No sh-t?! Well, all right, you guys go skate the park then—don’t worry about it.’ And then we pull into the park and he pulls in behind us and asks us, ‘Hey, do you guys want to see something funny?’ He throws the sirens on and all the kids clear out the park and we just start laughing. Then he pulls up to us and says, ‘All right, go ahead. It’s all you, guys.’”

20 Comments For This Post

nathan walts Says:
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:26 pm

kai boucher is a little bitch!

And he likes little boys!

Kai= HOMO

Anonymous Says:
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:37 pm

good story

Anonymous Says:
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm

they suk

Anonymous Says:
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Ahhhh!!!

sdfadsfads Says:
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:35 pm

i wish cops were actually like that

Carson Says:
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:41 pm

one in a million guys
one in a million

preck. Says:
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:10 pm

kick a bunch of kids out of a skatepark so a pro can skate. real cool.

joey Says:
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:20 pm

so billy marks is so much above all of the kids skating he can have cops clear out public skateparks for him?

so raww.

Intrigued Spectator Says:
February 23rd, 2009 at 7:39 pm

I think Billy Marks has some sort of clothing OCD. He’s wearing the same colors in 3 different sequences here. Now, if you check a pro spotlight or something from the not so distant past you can see all of his sequences/shots were taken with him wearing a black t-shirt and white/gray pants. Not hating, just mentioning. In the middle of thie white t-shirt and blue jeans month, i wonder if he’d have trouble with these tricks in colors richie jackson is used to wearing.