Jereme Rogers Top Fives

 

Rappers

1. 50 Cent.

2. Stevie Williams.

3. Tupac.

4. Eminem.

5. G-Unit.

Excuses To Not Go On Tour

1. “I have to skate Northridge skatepark.”

2. “That's too far away.”

3. “I'm grounded.”

4. “I have to feed my pets.”

5. “I'm already all booked up.”

Phrases

1. “Kick rocks.”

2. “I'm off it.”

3. “Suck it easy.”

4. “A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid.”

5. “Can I live?”

360 Flips

1. Not me.

2. P.J. Ladd.

3. Paul Rodriguez.

4. Stefan Janoski.

5. Me on March 2, 2001–a day I could do 360 flips.

Tricks You Can't Do

1. 360 flips.

2. Switch varial heelflips.

3. Rodeo flips.

4. McTwists.

5. The 900.

Comebacks For When People Say Your T-shirt's Too Large

1. “I'm too small.”

2. “Your shirt's too small.”

3. “F–k off.”

4. “I always have a boner.”

5. “It's a kilt.”

 

Ways To Pass Time In the Van

1. Nyquil–the drowsy medicine.

2. Gameboy.

3. Laptop.

4. Throw stuff out the window.

5. Aggravate people.

Things To Do When It's Raining Out

1. Go to the movies.

2. Rent a movie.

3. Go to Skatelab.

4. Skate the Girl park.

5. Don't go to the movies.

DVDs That You Own

1. Yeah Right!

2. Big Booty Hos.

3. Billy Madison.

4. Good Will Hunting.

5. The Mikey Taylor issue of 411.

Most Expensive Things You've Ever Purchased

1. My car–Lincoln Aviator.

2. My watch–a Technomarine.

3. My other watch–an Ice Tek.

4. My gold chain.

5. My first skateboard.