In our June 2010 issue, one of my favorite Canadians (beside John Candy) Keegan Sauder entertained as always with a hilarious list of Top Fives (some excerpts: Reasons to Get Naked: Job Interview; Things You Wished Were Projected Over “Strange World” Zero Ads: Me, naked, riding a giant owl; Rejected Vans Chukka Colorways: “Milk” colorway). But, the final top five advised you go online to see accompanying photos from his bike trip through New Zealand, including a stop at the Volcano that played Mordor in Lord Of The Rings. So, here are the pics:

Top Five Most Memorable Moments From Mordor:

1. The giant 60-foot rock vagina.

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2. Making it to the top and throwing some urine in the volcano from my wiener.

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3. Running down it—one hour up, ten minutes down.

4. Haslam.

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5. Freebird.

Keegan Sauder’s Top Five was in our June 2010 Issue, which is on newstands now.