As expected, Chris Haslam got all Cheesey & Crackery up in that bitch and was getting 100 dollar bills handed to him all night for bangers. I think he told me he made 700 or 800 bucks overall. David Gonzalez is a pint-sized terror on tranny. Check the footy to see these two shine. He netted around a G as well. I wonder how far that goes in Columbia? Well, tomorrow’s event is the showstopper, the Double Stack Cash Attach down the Varsity Double Set–the six-flat-seven that Chima backside 360’d a while back. Should be an amazing carcass toss. Stay tuned.