Top Five Chris Haslam


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Beards:
1. Zakk Wylde from Black Label Society.
2. Lemmy from Motà®rhead.
3. Jason Jessee’s Sun God graphic.
4. Valient himself from Valient Thorr.
5. Otis in Devil’s Rejects.

Awkward Moments:
1. Watching your own video parts.
2. Trade shows.
3. Getting interviewed by TV hosts who think they know what the skate scene is all about.
4. Communicating in foreign countries.
5. When dudes ask to feel my beard.

Sword-Metal Bands:
1. DragonForce.
2. Sabaton.
3. Gamma Ray.
4. Angra.
5. Cellador.

Tour Beverages:
1. Root beer.
2. Chocolate milk.
3. Water.
4. Arizona fruit punch.
5. Gatorade.

People You Get Mistaken For:
1. Valient Thorr.
2. Jesus.
3. Chuck Norris.
4. Zakk Wylde.
5. Pretty much any person, dude, or chick who has long hair and a beard.

Flatground Tricks To Beat People In SKATE With:
1. Switch laserflip.
2. Switch underflip.
3. Nollie laser big-spin heelflip.
4. Backside 360 board and body heelflip.
5. Heelflip late shove-it.

Bizarre Things Kids Have Said To You:
1. “Can I touch your beard?”
2. Some kid told me that Lutzka was way better than me.
3. Some kid asked me if my beard was real.
4. I’ve been asked if I was Sheckler’s dad once or twice.
5. “Can I have a hug?”

Nicknames:
1. Haz.
2. Clark.
3. SeaBass.
4. Haslamahoff.
5. Biscuit.

Favorite Videos Saved On Your YouTube Bookmarks:
1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6cK-nDd_bI.
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSNyyQLR8_4.
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRZwiuJmJbE.
4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hdWk38Rv7U.
5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdj_TdUkZw8.

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Mini Ramp Skaters:
1. Daewon.
2. Louie.
3. Gershon.
4. Carroll.
5. Berard.

Quotes:
1. YAY.
2. You funnies.
3. Goo boy.
4. Halla.
5. Peter Pan.

Haslam, Cooper, And Daewon Inside Jokes:
1. Tony Hank.
2. Ben.W.A.
3. Vortex.
4. Tamahtee Sahuwse.
5. Meekaljow.

Dirt-Boarding Spots:
1. Griffith Park.
2. Pedro.
3. Stanley Park.
4. Whistler.
5. The Mansion.

Tricks In The Works:
1. Switch big-spin heelflip 360.
2. Nollie big-spin heelflip 360.
3. Switch backside 360 heelflip.
4. 360 inward heelflip.
5. Hardflip.

Women:
1. Britney Daniels in Club Dread.
2. Kate Beckinsale in Underworld.
3. Angelina Jolie.
4. Short hair.
5. Ones who aren’t nightmares.

Your almost Graphic Ideas That Got Turned Down:
1. Something with dragons and swords.
2. Dr. Strangelove.
3. Bearded lady.
4. Furry board.
5. Thor.