Wanton testicular damage has long been a mainstream and kiddy favorite. Keeping things highbrow, the following, in no particular order, are 10 ripely aged/bruised classics. From our November issue on sale now.
Words by Mackenzie Eisenhour
1. JEREME ROGERS
GIRL YEAH RIGHT!
Might as well start with a banger. Michael Jackson’s high-pitched vocals chime in like clockwork as young Jereme makes himself some literal chesticles. Luckily for us all, J Casanova’s crooning whisper rap voice escaped the incident unharmed. Or did it?