Holy balls! My main meshugganah Piney just sent me multiple cases of the new Crunk!!! energy drink. As if that wasn’t enough, along with it came several packets of Crunk!!! Energy Stix. I didn’t see the instructions to simply “sprinkle on tongue,” and as I write this my spetum is on fire! Yes sir, I am refreshed, invigorated, aroused, energized, replenished, and stimulated—may I have another!?

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