Check Out Dan Murphy

Check Out Dan Murphy
Age: 21
Home: Boston, Massachusetts
Sponsors: Reef, Accel. (flow), Endless Grind skate shop

Dan Murphy is a super-hyper kid from New Hampshire who recently moved to North Carolina to attend college at NCSU. Dan and I met at a spot on his first day of arrival. After meeting him, I quickly noticed how different he was from me and everyone else in the area by the way he …

drinks eight cups of coffee every day. …
doesn't get excited because he'll get a lazy eye and start talking jibberish to everyone. …
has a beautiful girlfriend whom he doesn't call a "girlfriend," but they've been following each other around for the past four years. …
lands his tricks in just a few tries. …
has been accused of matching every piece of his wardrobe far beyond Felix Arguilles' previous endeavours. …
drives a big green minivan, a.k.a. "The Green Booger," with his own "TF" in the back. …
was recently hit by a car riding his bike to class, and he still rides that same bike to school. …
doesn't think before speaking. …
doesn't think before making decisions. …
doesn't think before thinking. …
has a dog and they can understand what each other is saying. …
just started going to clubs and has been accused of doing the rain dance, and he sees nothing wrong with it. …
asks questions and replies to your answers with even more questions. …
is the best skateboarder in NC, hands down, no matter what you may think after reading this nonsense.-Pete Thompson