Hundred Dollar Bearings?

A hundred-twenty bucks is enough to get a complete skateboard. So why would anyone spend a fat stack of 120 dead presidents on bearings? I’ll tell you why. The Bones Swiss Ceramics are frickin’ fast! Capitalizing on reverse engineering from space aliens, Bones discovered something called “Purity Silicon Nitride Ceramic Balls,” which mean “fast as f¿k.” Now, if you’ve got the cash, these are the butta-smooth babies to put in your ride. They’re lighter, last longer, and of course, are faster than a skateboarder being chased by the fuzz. I’ve even heard that annoying butt-boarder Biker Sherlock spends all his cash on these ceramic bearings. This probably explains why Biker hasn’t invested in a much-needed dentist or a haircut.¿Shaka