Last fight you were in:
The fight to answer these questions.
Last movie you went to see:
I just can’t remember. Just too many things that confuse me.
Last car crash you were in:
I crash every day one way or another.
Last time you lost a bet:
There is no “last time” I lost. I always lose.
Last time you were sad:
A lot of men lead quiet lives of desperation.
Last time you cried laughing:
I was in the shower, and no one could tell.
Last time you went to church:
Oh my guilt, I can’t believe you just said that. I’m going next week.
Last person you skated with:
I hope not. Death comes ripping.
Last video you rented:
Last skate video you watched:
Blind Video Days.
Last person you talked to on the phone:
Just a whole lot of talk. You should see me on the phone, it’s awesome.
Last time you smoked a cigarette:
Why? Are you looking at my teeth, again?
Last prank you played:
Who wants to know? Are you a cop?
Last song you listened to:
I don’t listen, I just look at the pictures.
Last time you were in a fight:
Like, what do you mean? I’m fighting for air, I feel so crowded.
Last video part that stoked you out:
Smut Peddler, Christian Fletcher.
Last trick you landed:
It was a while back¿I flew with the Blue Angels; we landed on an aircraft carrier.
Last good tip someone gave you:
Don’t get jaded, on the third time I was burned by the same guy.
Last time you were homesick:
Last week. I got sick and stayed home.
Last time someone gave you a break:
I think it was Caltrans; I gave them a break stand.
Last car you bought:
I don’t buy, I’m into trading.
Last magazine you read:
Last time you were in the hospital:
No last time, always.
Last book you read:
In Retrospect: The tragedy and lessons of Vietnam by Robert S. McNamara.
Last time you wanted to hit someone:
I don’t hit, I slap and spank.
Last time you saw God:
I’m in this life to review.
Last board you set up:
A Per Holknekt¿or I think it was a Don Brown¿two days ago.
Last time you broke a board:
Yesterday. My Ray Meyer.
Last time you said, “This is the last time”:
Just a minute ago. I looked in the mirror. Hopefully that’s the last time.
Last piece of clothing you bought:
Socks. Wear them once, and throw them away. I don’t let quitters ruin my day anymore.
Last tour you went on:
The Us Festival.
Last musical instrument you played:
The beautiful mountain majesty. It was beautiful. Johnny Mathis.
Last photo shoot you went on:
Gloria Vanderbilt and Shumidifier.
Last good am you saw skate:
I can’t remember his name¿he was wearing Dittos.
Last time you had a haircut:
What? Like a brand-new haircut on my head?
Last famous person you saw:
I can’t think of his name. He was just gushing. I was in awe.
Last time you voted:
No hope gives me guts. D. Boon.
Last bad trend you were involved in:
I try to be consistent and avoid the ninnies and the twits.
Last song you listened to:
“Shoot That Poison Arrow” by A.B.C.
Last thing you bought at a yard sale:
A Marlin 30-30, and a 12-gauge shotgun for $30, and some double-0 buck 12-gauge shells. I love the 12-gauge.
Last time you took a photo:
I’m snap happy.
Last time you wanted to give up being pro:
Never. I love my exposure on ESPN, CBS, ABC, Nickelodeon, MTV, VH1, et cetera.
Last pro who motivated you:
In order: Gator, Jeff Phillips, Christian Hosoi.
Last time you sang karaoke:
I’ll leave that to Kevin Marks. I heard he owns one¿he’s probably really good at it. I’d like to try it, but I think I would feel far.
Last job you had before being pro:
A butcher man, or maybe just life always answering to someone.
Last job in the world you would want:
All of them. Answer to no one. Starve.
Last good tip you gave to someone:
I told a police officer to slow it down. It mightt’ve saved his life.
Last time you went on a road trip:
Went to Or.
Last tattoo you got:
If you can read this, I love you.
Last time you talked to Neil Blender:
I love him.
Last time you experienced a first time:
Don’t bring this up, please.
Last bike you renovated:
Two worst things in life: Number one, reaching your goals. Number two, not reaching your goals.