Last trick you landed: I’m concentrating on not doing tricks.
Last thing you bought at a store: Groceries.
Last movie you went to see: Logan’s Run.
Last video you rented: A French movie you haven’t heard of.
Last magazine you read: Cat Fancy.
Last book you read: I’m not intellectual.
Last photo you saw that you were stoked on: The mudslides in Nicaragua.
Last time you left the country: 2002. I had to escape persecution by the religious right.
Last famous person you shook hands with: I’m not saying.
Last person you skated with: Warren Sapp.
Last art show you went to: Human existence itself is an art show. Every day that I’m out and about I’m amazed.
Last time you saw a fight: Bad question.
Last time you were in a fight. Questions and answers are a form of fighting.
Last park you skated: Looters Park.
Last thing you lost: Your number.
Last time you were in pain: I don’t feel pain.
Last time you felt joy: Last Christmas.
Last TV show you watched: Welcome Back, Kotter.
Last time you felt inspired: Two days ago.
Last place on Earth you want to be: In the chamber of a gun.
Last album you bought: Talking Heads Fear Of Music.
Last song you listened to: “Is That All There Is” by Peggy Lee.
Last thing you want to say: Illiteracy reigns supreme.