Last Words: Steve Olson

Last Words: Steve Olson

Last video you rented:
The Dark Crystal.
Last time you went to the movies:
Last night.
Last CD you bought:
Gang Starr, No More Mr. Nice Guy.
Last time you wished you were dead:
When trapped by misinterpretation.
Last song you listened to:
“Orko” by New World Order.
Last meal you ate:
Lots of candy.
Last trick you landed:
Probably an ollie up a curb.
Last time you were inspired:
Each breath, each life, each moment.
Last time you envied someone:
Last lifetime.
Last time you skipped a meal:
Today.
Last book you read:
Wisdom of the Idiots by Idres Shah.
Last magazine you subscribed to:
Slap, mysteriously.
Last time you saw a U.F.O.:
Hmmm.
Last country you visited:
Canada
Last time you felt out of place:
When forgetting the true, blissful self.
Last fight you were in:
A fight with lies, won by the incorporation of the true stillness of true movement.
Last video game you played:
Shadow Gate.
Last time you gave money away:
Yesterday.
Last time you were arrested:
In Germany a couple years ago for association with a forbidden life-form.
Last time you broke the law:
What the …
Last time you fell in love:
Spring Equinox ’99.
Last time you stole:
Don’t remember.
Last time you apologized:
Probably today.
Last time you got ripped off:
I could get sooo neon pink, don’t cha know.
Last experience with death:
The mystic rotating La-Z-Boy of the void.
Last time you got hurt:
The last unsatisfying TV I watched. I like TV so much, it’s my friend. It really hurts when it’s radioactive pollution.
Last time you thought about giving up being pro:
I never have.
Last thing that changed your life:
My last breath.
Last time you drove:
A year or so ago.
Last piece of clothing you bought:
Knit cap.
Last good tip someone gave you:
“You’re never fully dressed without a smile.”
Last time you were hungover:
Don’t remember.
Last time you were prescribed drugs:
Years ago.
Last time you went to church:
Years ago.
Last time you put on a suit:
Years ago.
Last time you felt perfectly comfortable:
Now.
Last time you wore contact lenses:
Never.
Last time you set up a new board:
Two weeks ago.
Last time you were afraid for your life:
Daily something makes you afraid, but the true you isn’t.