Last movie you saw:Asian Sluts 5.

Last CD you bought:Who still buys CDs? If I were to buy one, I’d buy the Touch-Tone Terrorist CD, they’re the best crank-callers.

Last time you passed out:I don’t pass out. Passing out is for pussies.

Last book you read:I don’t read books because I think books are horrible and stupid.

Last time you thought you were going to die:One month ago on my way to Japan via Delta Airlines. I hate flying.

Last magazines you subscribed to:WWF and Asian Fever.

Last time you were nervous:When I was on the pier, right before being lit on fire.

Last video game you played:Quake 3 online, and I f¿ked shit up. My name online is F¿K YOU in all caps. John Hapton got his.

Last time you signed an autograph:One week ago. I was at a porn shop and some guy wanted an autograph for his kid. I signed a copy of Juggs for him.

Last time you skated a handrail:I got nutted.

Last time you felt totally confused:When I checked out a PC. PCs suck; I only use Macs.

Last foreign country you visited:Japan is the only foreign country I ever visit.

Last time you gambled:I lost.

Last trick you filmed:Drop-in to slam, slam again. I slam a lot.

Last song you listened to:“Ice, Ice, Baby” by Vanilla Ice.

Last time you had a confrontation with the cops:Two months ago when I drove my on-fire van over a tree.

Last time you woke up not knowing where you were:On tour I woke up to firecrackers on my lap in the van¿luckily I was wearing my goggles.

Last fight you got in:I got in a fight with a security guard¿he had a ponytail and Oakley Blades. Oakley Blades are so gay.

Last time you were inspired:When I first heard the Touch-Tone Terrorists’ crank calls it made me want to crank-call again.

Last article of clothing you bought:Fireproof underwear for 80 dollars. It’s total bullshit. It doesn’t work.

Last time you felt stupid:Spending 80 dollars “fireproof” underwear.

Last freestyle contest you won:F¿k freestyle.

Last time you apologized:To my friend for torturing his cat buy putting it in the shower, closing the door, and turning on the water. Cats hate water.

Last time you rode in an ambulance:Six months ago while filming Destroying America with my nurse bitches.

Last time you got ripped off:Every time I get my paycheck.

Last time you were injured:I almost had my nuts blown off by a pack of firecrackers while I was driving the van.

Last joke you heard:That John Hampton (Birdhouse production manager) thinks he’s good at Quake 3.

Last time you focused a board:Every time I skate.

Last skate video you watched:World Industries’ Rubbish Heap.

Last time you took prescription drugs:Never.

Last time you were arrested:Six months ago when I drove my van into a port-a-potty.

Last meal you ate:McDonald’s McRib sandwich with double meat.

Last trick you learned:Well, I just learned how to drive over six trees in a row instead of just three.

Last time you failed:When I tried to drive over seven trees in a row.

Last good tip someone gave you:Play with matches.

Last time you felt discouraged about the skateboard industry:Every day.

Last time you vomited:If I ever eat tomatoes. F¿k vegetables, they suck. I like eating candy and meat.

Last time you went to church:When I was seven years old, and it f¿kin’ sucked. I knew from that moment on that I hated church and religion.

Last time you felt proud:Every time I throw trash out of my car window on the freeway. I love to litter.

Last time you ran over something with a van:Every time I drive my van.