READ ALL THE RULES then:
Yeah, that’s right, the old-school metal demons that had us trying to play”South Of Heaven” backwards on our Fisher Price turntables to see if thePMRC really WAS right about hidden messages are BACK. And you can quit yourwhining about how you used to like Slayer “back when they were good” -they’re still better than you and your stupid “nu-metal” bands. Their newalbum, “God Hates Us All”, proves it. It’s out right now and it flashes backto the days when metal was fast, angry, and got blamed for influencing teensthroughout the midwest to worship the devil and carve up their arms all inthe name of Slayer.
We think everyone should have more Slayer in their lives so this is whatwe’re going to do for you: Send you and a friend to see Slayer on tour. Give you a pair of Etniesshoes. Give you a 1 year subscription to both TransWorld Skateboardingmagazines and TransWorld Stance magazine. Give you a copy of TransWorldSkateboarding’s Sight Unseen video. Last but not least, give you your veryown CD copy of “God Hates Us All” All you have to do is CLICK HERE to enter thecontest. Make sure you check which city you want to win tickets for – andremember, schmuck, we’re NOT flying you there so you probably need to livein that city (or close to it) to actually attend the show. Make sure youread ALL THE RULES and regulations, blah blah blah, and make sure you’re 18 years of age or older.
Check out slayer.net for complete tour dates.