Top Five Clyde Singleton

Skateboarders of All Time

1. Sean Sheffey.

2. Sal Barbier.

3. Kareem Campbell.

4. Kevin Taylor.

5. Julien Stranger.

Comfort Foods

1. Hot Cheetos.

2. Orange soda.

3. Grits.

4. Watermelon Now and Laters.

5. Anything deep fried and battered.

Deceased Companies

1. 101.

2. 4CE.

3. Original Plan B.

4. Underworld Element.

5. Menace.

Couches To Crash On

1. Mom’s.

2. Kareem Campbell’s.

3. Justin Bereman’s.

4. Brandon Brubacher’s.

5. Bill Weiss’.

Games To Gamble On

1. Cee-lo.

2. Craps.

3. Blackjack.

4. Tunk.

5. Skateboard tricks.

Dork Tricks

1. Fake frontside 180 flip.

2. Stalefish nosepick.

3. Smith grind tailgrab.

4. Frontside lipslide.

5. Cherry picker.

Non-Skate Mags

1. Jet.

2. XXL.

3. Complex.

4. Cargo.

5. frank 151.

Skateboarders That Faded Into Obscurity

1. Sean Sheffey.

2. Jovantae Turner.

3. Rick Ibaseta.

4. Steven Cales.

5. Mike Daher.

Things You Would Still Like To Do Someday

1. Be adopted by Ghostface.

2. Yank Pharrell’s gold Tech Deck off his neck.

3. Learn that dance Master P does in the “Act A Fool” video.

4. Successfully grow an unpatchy beard.

5. Land a McWigger.