After decades of bald skateboards, the research team at loser cruzers (and Santa Cruz Skateboards) have finally developed a hairy solution to this problem. Behold, the weird beard skateboard, with super realistic fake beard hair flowing wild and free. Our team of expert hair farmers (Jeremy Fish) hope you will enjoy leaving a trail of hair behind to mark your turf at all the spots you shred. Real (synthetic) beard!

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