Top Five: Leo Romero

Top Five
Leo Romero

Reasons Why L.A. Sucks:
1. Fairfax Avenue.
2. The 10 freeway.
3. Melrose Avenue.
4. Cobrasnake.
5. Scenesters.

Favorite Handrails:
1. Albertsons eight-stair rail in Fontana.
2. Northridge College gap to double kink rail.
3. Frost double kink.
4. Beverly.
5. Leap Of Faith handrail.

Favorite Photos You’ve Taken:
1. One of Herman smoking weed.
2. A couple kids in Turkey high on glue.
3. Suspect photos of people naked.
4. Fat kid with a scratch on his stomach at my mom’s house.
5. A little baby with a towel over his head in front of my mom’s friend’s house.

Reasons Why Everybody Loves Leo:
1. They don’t.
2. So they don’t seem racist against Mexicans.
3. They don’t.
4. They don’t.
5. They don’t.

Pick Up Lines You Use On Chicks:
1. Is your dad a terrorist? ‘Cause you’re the bomb.
2. Slip a roofie in their drink.
3. You into cool stuff?
4. I drive a Corvette.
5. I wonder what your butthole smells like.

Why You’d Rather Ride Your Harley Than Drive A Car:
1. Traffic.
2. It’s funner.
3. Chicks dig it.
4. You can go on a ride with your bros instead of sit in a car with your bros.
5. It goes off.

Random Things You’ve Bought While On Tour:
1. A pocket pussy.
2. Sex.
3. A knife with four different blades that’s like a huge ninja star.
4. Oversized Zippo lighter.
5. A PSP.

People To Skate With:
1. Jesus Christ.
2. Geo Moya.
3. Danny Way.
4. Shaun White.
5. Jon Miner.

Songs So Good You Would Use Them In A Video Part:
1. I wouldn’t use extremely nailer songs in a video part. And even if I did, I wouldn’t put it in a magazine so other people could use it.
2. F—k you for even asking me that.

Best Things About Living In The Emerica House:
1. The clubhouse that was short-lived.
2. Having a maid.
3. Living with Heath was a cool experience.
4. I got to live in a big house.
5. I got to move out.

Things You Miss About Living At Home:
1. Getting kicked out of my house by my dad. I miss that.
2. Having a small-ass room.
3. Not being able to go out and skate sometimes—I really miss that.
4. My dad would throw away my flatbars—I kinda miss that.
5. Living away from everybody and everything—I kinda miss that too.

New Year Resolutions:
1. Smoke weed—every day.
2. Buy the new Mercedes.
3. Try to get on Mountain Dew.
4. Try to win the X Games 2007.
5. Try to get in a skateboard movie.

1. True Romance.
2. The Princess Bride is kick-ass.
3. The Jurassic Park trilogy.
4. The Back To The Future trilogy.
5. Born To Boogie, the motion picture.

1. STDs.
2. Heights.
3. Traffic.
4. Falling asleep while my girlfriend is angry and drunk.
5. Deadlines.

Good Advice You’ve Been Given:
1. I always win even when I lose.
2. Fuck the world.
3. Don’t piss against the wind.
4. Wipe twice, not once.
5. Don’t count to ten backward unless you know what you’re doing.

1. Jimmy Arighi.
2. Heath Kirchart.
3. Josh Beagle.
4. Larry David.
5. Maya Angelou.