The Duffman says a lot of things. But luckily for you, he gives out a crap load of things for free too. Take this entire Pay Day package, worth hundreds upon hundreds of dollars, up right in the air for the taking.

To get your ass paid with product from Foundation, Osiris, Ambig, Pig, Venture, Bones Swiss, Dakine, Skullcandy, Armourdillo, Death Squad, BLKLTD, and Hoven, all you’ve gotta do is:

1. Design a T-Shirt graphic for Corey’s new accessories company BLKLTD and send it to with the subject line “Corey Duffel Pay Day” by Friday, May 4.

2. Duffel will pick his top five favorite graphics.

3. We’ll post the top five graphics on the site on Monday, May 7. The graphic with the most votes at the end of the week wins.

4. The winner will then have their graphic personally silk screened by Duffel himself and turned into a limited one-off BLKLTD x TWS tee, in addition to winning all the gear shown above.

Get some, or be sorely bummed you didn't! It might not necessarily give you the magical superpower to ollie as high as him, but hey, it's a good start.