New York Magazine recently ran a piece about a disturbing trend for middle-aged men: carrying around a skateboard to get laid. You may have seen them walking around the LES suited-up like Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, with a longboard under their arms. Mighty Healthy cannot abide by this. So it hit the streets with Erik Rosetti to find out if being a "Dapper Deck" actually helps your game. While the results with the ladies were a mixed bag, one thing was clear: Rosetti killed it.